colton hills community school

Colton hills is a sack of shit full of everything but white people and a shitty head teacher

Friend:i go colton hills community school
Mom:that school is shit, i heard someone shat in the reception.

by Anonymousticklebum December 12, 2019

colton

Colton an awesome person has lots of friends and can be a little douchey is an fantastic boyfriend looking to settle but will tare as s untill he finds it, great with kids, understanding, sympathic, great in bed really loves to switch it up super sexy, fit, great hair, beautiful eyes and smile you find a Colton you better never let go cause he's the best a girl can ask for

Colton is my best friend

by claudia :) March 31, 2015

Hot Colton

The Hot Colton is the sexual act of, after having sex with your girlfriend, going into another room to defecate on the floor.

Did you hear about Ryan? He took a Hot Colton last night.

by Donitsu June 30, 2010

Colton

Colton is omega thicc
I'd smash Colton all day every day
Colton has a big pee pee

Id smash Colton

by Hennecolt May 30, 2019

Colton Crum

A true player, has many wives/girlfriends. Will be seen killing zombies and or while screwing women. Colton Crum is extremely good in bed. Go fuck yourself if you dont know a Colton Crum, its not worth living if you cant laugh. He is a delicous piece of mancandy and resembles a airplaneman.

100+ girls: dammmmnnnnnn

Colton Crum: Seen not heard women!

by Airplanemancandy October 16, 2009

Jonathon Coulton

A songwriting genius. His music is sort of folk-rockish and has nerdy lyrics involving zombies, nerd love and evil masterminds.

Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain

by RandomDude65339339356217974 September 11, 2009

Colton

A boy who makes you feel pretty
A boy who is funny,nice, and everyone loves him
A boy who looks good in walmarts shirts
A boy i should have told how I felt

He's so Colton.

by idgaggd September 3, 2012