Cog

Noun: The enemies in the hit video game "Disney's Toontown Online". There are 32 individual cogs, 4 departments, and 4 cog bosses for their respective department.

They were made on accident after Scrooge McDuck improperly finished the wiring job on The Chairman, bringing him to life, imprisoning Scrooge, and making the first batch of cogs.

The war on cogs first started when a Yesman descended onto the election grounds and made Slappy Quackintosh go sad. Flippy Doggenbottom declared war, thus starting the endless battle.

They range in level, with certain types having minimum and maximum levels. Certain gags work better on some cogs than others. All of their attacks are based on buisness terms / puns. (Ex. "Half Windsor", "Pecking Order", "Downsize",)
I need to defeat 20 Level 5+ Cogs.
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cogging

The process when the "cogs" in your head work overtime often resulting in sleeplessness and un-necessary stress and worry.
Loz was awake all night due to all of that stoopid cogging!!
by LozlovesSi May 23, 2006
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COG

Stands for Coalition of Gears. From the best game ever, Gears of War. The COGs are the good guys that help fight the locust horde. The team every noobie wants to be on in multiplayer
dude hurry up and get on COG so we can own these bitches
by Seriously.... January 07, 2007
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Cogging

The act of engaging in a sword fight using the penis as the a weapon/s.
John enjoyed cogging with james, who fought hard into the night
by King Roach July 08, 2005
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Cog

Some person who talks to much, or in general is a cunt.
Shut the fuck up you cog! nobody cares about what you say!
by Karebu~ February 17, 2018
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Cog

A thicker and longer chode. Basically a thick and long penis. They tend to be around 2 feet in size, with a 9 inch diameter in girth.
Person 1: Damn, I can see his cog in those shorts!
Person 2: Why were you looking in the first place?
by Kebi69 March 16, 2017
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COGS

Acronym: Cost of Goods sold. This is the cost of buying in goods.
Purchases, carriage in etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
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