by BailingBiggs February 28, 2016
Get the Cockwardmug. A statement in front of dudes that either is subject inappropriate (talking about feelings, etc), socially unacceptable (telling your friend you love him when neither of you are drunk), or gives all dudes in the vicinity a momentary pause as they fight through embarassment.
Things got a little cockward at work yesterday when Josh told Jeff about his trip to the manicurist.
by Misterapplegate December 19, 2009
Get the Cockwardmug. "Holy fuck, that guy just flashed me!"
"Fucking cockward, dude!"
"Are you always this small?"
"Well, this is cockward..."
"Fucking cockward, dude!"
"Are you always this small?"
"Well, this is cockward..."
by Dix McKensy March 5, 2009
Get the Cockwardmug. The feeling a man recieves once his penis is viewed by another male while standing at a free flow urinal.
by tonsoffunak April 3, 2009
Get the Cockwardmug. by Ironman211 February 7, 2009
Get the Cockwardmug. by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008
Get the cockward silencemug. Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
by linaloki February 14, 2015
Get the Cockward Blockedmug.