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Cockmastery

Mastery of the Phallus, including but not limited to jazzing the glass, taking in mass amounts of semen, riding wangs, eating cucumbers, jacking the jervis.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.
Man Britany acheived cockmastery last night, she took all four of our dicks and then swallowed like a gallon of cum.

Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.
by Sed November 10, 2005
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cockmasta

A "Cockmasta" is the one who rules over chickens, such as a farmer or a hungry African American at KFC.

also:
a compound word composed of the words "Cock" and "Master".
The "Cock" refers to the chicken/rooster, or "Cock" animal.
"Masta" refers to "master" and is a name for the one who dominates.
I went to the farm and saw the "cockmasta" feeding his chickens.

In the summer, KFCs and Popeyes are filled with cockmastas.
by jleeeeeeeeeee March 30, 2011
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cockmaster general

A person who is a master of cock handling and surpasses the common skill level of someone who would be called an expert. Commonly refers to a homosexual male or a person being accused of being homosexual, but could also be used to refer to a woman good at sex.
That girl I took home last night was a cockmaster general.

Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.
by mr. bigglesworth III December 17, 2008
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CockAss

Cockass
Pronounced: Cock Ass (Cok Ass) or (Cok Ayass)
Meanings: A word often said by Jack Black. Can be found on Jack Black soundboards. Usually meant as an insult.
Anyone saying the word: You are suck a CockAss!!
Person being called a CockAss: Your so mean! *crying and running off like a little bitch*
by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006
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cockass

1) A nonsense compound insult that is primarily used in a humorous manner. 2) The combination of the words "cock" and "ass".
You are such a cockass.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
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Cockasaurusrex

A dinosaur from the jerassic period with few preserved fossils, its cock is so large it is said to be able to knock out any dinosaur with one hard swing of its massive penis
cockasaurusrex defeated the spinosaurus again! damn!
by uncle sams cousin May 2, 2011
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cockmaster

one who has earned a masters degree in the art of handling cock; someone who really pisses you the fuck off.
1. im tired of that lazy cockmaster not doing any of the work, and still act like hes tired.
by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003
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