Cockstability

(Verb) The act of giving dick on a frequent manner to a chick who is demanding something stable between both parties involved. Usually involves the woman asking for a serious commitment while the man only wants to fuck. The man just wants to show he's committed to sex.

Rachael: I feel we need to define and establish a stable relationship going forward! I'm tired of all the uncertainty, I need to know what you are willing to offer.

Dave: Frankly my dear, at this moment all I can offer you is some cockstability!

by drr10 May 30, 2013

cockswab

A dirty, repulsive, idiot

"Buxton, your the ultimate Cockswab!"

by You Know Who It Is2 January 17, 2008

Cockswab

when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult

"Joel is such an asshole. That cockswab ought to look in a mirror"

by Alliecat July 14, 2005

cockscanner

noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men

that dude at the bar is a total cockscanner

by porkrind February 6, 2008

cockswab

the act of inserting ones penis into an individuals orifice, usually the ear, for hygenic purposes

the man was hard of hearing until he recieved a cockswab

by parker52 April 10, 2009

cockscapade

Girls night out involving a lot of alcohol where the aim is to pick up a guy/s

Variation of escapade. Example 'My boyfriend has just dumped me I need to pick up. Let's get all our single girlfriends together and go out on a cockscapade'

by DArch October 21, 2013

cockscarcity

A limited amount of decent cocks.

This club is suffering a serious cockscarcity.

by pudgy panda February 11, 2015