Cockandspeil

When a male uses his penis to play musical melodies on a womens bare butt.

"Honey what are you doing to my ass?"

"Playin' my cockandspeil."

by E-tyme October 8, 2008

Cockhands

Anyone who leaves the restroom and does not wash their hands after handling their manhood.

I made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as I returned from the restroom. Richard Gutierrez, also known as cockhands, had not washed his hands once again.

by srjg March 30, 2010

Cockland

Meme core band

Holy shit Cockland rocked everyone’s cock off at the show tonight!

by BestBandEver69 June 28, 2022

cockband

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband

Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

cocksada

when you wrap a piece a carne asada around your cock and then fuck a chick putting your carne asada wrapped dick all up in that.

Cfo gave Nanni a cocksada, she loved it.

Ida loves to recieve a cocksada.

by cfo, cfoofc October 20, 2011

cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.

During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).

by Lorindel February 6, 2010