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Cockdocker

One who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock. When you are a cockdocker you dock cocks. The exact opposite of cockblocker.
Thanks for the cockdock last night bro, I ended up getting it. You deserve the cockdocker of the year award.
by cockdock January 10, 2010
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Cockroaches

cockroaches : the worst STD that a girl can ever have.
kimbo: yo that bitch is hot.
terrence: nah bro yu dont even wanan fuck wit that.
kimbo: why?
terrence: yo. bro. i hear she got cockroaches.
kimbo: AUGH NAH BRO FUCK THAT BITCH
by Rloger April 17, 2010
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cockmouther

Someone who is keen on mouthing cocks. He or she who is self proclaimed or even suspected of enjoying a penis in the mouth or even on the lips with only a threat of oral entry.
Sara: Yeah I think he was ready to give up on me until he found out I was a cockmouther. Hey pal get your fucking calogne selling ass off my fucking property you fucking cockmouther mother fucker!!!!!
by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008
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cockpouch

literally it5 means... well nothing. But figuratively it's the same as calling someone a fuckin douche.
1 Guy: I'ma punch you in yo mouf!
2 Guy: What?! Don't be a cockpouch!
by Jesse Medeiros November 3, 2006
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condouche

another name for a douche:
describes a video game addict, a girlfriend rejectant, short, buzz haired, wank-tastic little boy.
My boyfriend is such a condouche, he only plays his game and never has time for me.=
by saveasurfboardrideasurfer January 13, 2008
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Cockroaches

cockroaches : the worst STD that a girl can ever have.
kimbo: yo that bitch is hot.
terrence: nah bro yu dont even wanan fuck wit that.
kimbo: why?
terrence: yo. bro. i hear she got cockroaches.
kimbo: AUGH NAH BRO FUCK THAT BITCH
by Rloger April 17, 2010
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cockroaches

cockroachman A kind of people that will always exist somehow to get under your skin. They keep coming back the same as last time you took high roads or low blows. cockcroachesmay cause problems we find ourselves solving again and again which has no soltuion. It is a past you cant simply move on from, because like thanos said,"dread it,run from it, cockroachman never dies.
fuck cockroachman, he's motherfucking pissing me fuck im pissed to the tits! cockroaches!!
by cockroachboy June 19, 2020
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