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cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.
Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.
by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
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cockhead

Chiefly Australian meaning idiot! Similar to dickhead.
That dude at the party was a real cockhead
by Lachness_ July 6, 2010
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cockbrella

When a mans gut is so large it hangs over his penis shading it from the sun.
Bill had to lift up his cockbrella to take a piss.
by scott p. kelly December 11, 2007
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cockbadger

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.
She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.
by manta July 30, 2003
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cockbreath

1. Anyone you don't like.
2. A condition similar to halitosis - possible side effect of felatio.
3. A person suffering from cockbreath.
by Cockbreath March 17, 2003
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cockhead

A man who changed his head for a cock, apparently he also thinks with his cock but he is a dumb-ass because his cock only has a few inches so he cannot think very well, he thinks in porn every day, watch xxx movies, masturbation and maybe spy to an innocent granny. He wants to fuck with all people, no matter if he fucks with men or women, according to this guy, his cock can with all.
Mary: hey ashley I haven't seen your brother since the last weekend, where is he??

Ashley: .... he is punished by mum, my mum saw him watching porn and jerking off in his room.

Mary: holy shit, what a depraved!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashley: I know it, he's a cockhead
by CrazySuperMoves August 25, 2009
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Cockhead

A man who changed his head for a big cock, apparently he thinks also with his cock but he's a dumb-ass because his cock only has a few inches, so he cannot think very well, he only thinks in sex, watches porn, and fucks with all people, no matter if he fucks with men or women, according to this guy, his cock supports all.
Mary: hey ashley I haven't seen your brother since the last weekend, where is he??

Ashley: ... he is punished, my mum saw him watching porn and jerking off in his room.

Mary: Holy shit, what a depraved

Ashley: I know it, it's a cockhead
by CrazySheep August 25, 2009
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