knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Ball Juggling Cock Monger

A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.

Hey you ball juggling cock monger get your gay ass over here!

by ghost19 February 9, 2009

cock mongrel

One who selfishly devours the cock.

Wow, that Cornell is such a cock mongrel.

by Jumai182 January 19, 2008

Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult

"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

by spartan-215 October 8, 2009

Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.

"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"

by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

cock mongrel

One who loves the cock, and will go to great lengths to get it.

That Elton John, he's a real cock mongrel.

by Jordan Adler June 1, 2003