cock blocking

to be unaware of the fact that your the third wheel, or to constatly be keeping a couple from going into "cake mode"
to purposally keep a couple from caking or two people from flirting

girl 1: hey, look at dave & kirston..
girl 2: haha, their tryig to be alone!
girl 1: too bad tyler isn't letting that happen, he's cock blocking!!
girl 2: yeah! i mean, obviously they came here to cake, not so they could listen to tyler talk about his "issues" ?! haha

cock blocking by &roni;hollaaa May 4, 2009

cock-blocking 

When a friend of yours calls you while you are about to get it on, or when someone comes in while you and your partner are about to have intercourse and keeps you from it by talking, making noise, etc.

Dude, don't call me. Stop cock-blocking!

cock-blocking by Trey Smart January 4, 2008

cock-blocking freshman fuck 

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.

tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"

cock-blocking freshman fuck by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009

cock-blocking 

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.

Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.

cock-blocking by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

cock blocking

the art of being a jackass who can't guide his own 1" punch to the landing strip so that person has to de-rail your train

jack and jil went up the hill to do it...... but little did they know that the bucket fell cock blocking jack

cock blocking by funny truth October 21, 2008

cock blocking the party 

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

cock blocking the party by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Cock Blocking Bitch 

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

Cock Blocking Bitch by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010