Coal-mine

Euphemism for rectum or anus, specifically when referring to anal sex.

I went out with Jill last weekend and I stuck it in her coal-mine.

by Pook420 April 28, 2009

Dirty Coal Mine

Getting a blumpkin while having a Cleveland steamer performed on you

Steve wanted a gentle Cleveland steamer but Patrick busted in to make it a dirty coal mine

by 603guy October 12, 2020

Canary in the coal mine

When a guy sticks his whole cock in a girl's ass, creating an airtight seal. She then farts, creating a pocket of deadly gas. The man then attempts to cum without breaking the seal.

I think I got an infection after trying the "Canary in the coal mine" with Bridgette a few nights ago.

by Gunyip February 14, 2021

coalminers son

When you shove a shovel up someone asshole.

Hey Sam you want me to coalminers son you?

by Long black cock May 14, 2016

snowflake in a coal mine

A white woman who intermingles with negro men whilst dancing.

Shawty right there is a snowflake in a coal mine

by SovereignBlogger December 2, 2017

Canary in a coal mine

When you drink moonshine with a chicken wing as your chaser.

Barkeep, can I have a canary in a coal mine, and can you make it boneless?

by twccman June 6, 2022

Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine

Like sweeping something under a rug. This is the post modern, gen z style way to imply a new connotation of the underlying political weight that we can hide something in place that is obviously going to out itself eventually, but since politics are so short sighted, it's fine... This is fine... We will just shove these here for now and pretend that the waste is not as bad for the planet as other thing like... Cow farts.

Definition: "Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine" is like trying to hide something that is embarrassing, illegal, or wrong, or trying to keep a problem secret. Like, sweeping something under a rug. The additional connotation is that there is an added layer of betrayal to the common man because something described this way means the thing is being hidden by the very body that promises to have our best interest in mind.

For example, when her mother found out she had cancer, and realized that it was likely due to the mother's habitual smoking for years, she chose to shove the windmill blades into a coal mine and just convince the girl that it was just a cold that wouldn't quit and vitamins would be fine.

by CommonSense.exe January 23, 2025