CMC

Central Military Commission

The power behind the Chinese military. They do all the planning and shit.

"General Kong Feirong is the chairman of the CMC."
-Colonel Lambert, Splinter Cell

by Dave April 16, 2004

CMC

1. Acronym for Claremont McKenna College.

2. 5/10 CMC students become sexual predators.

3. A campus of students hoarding beer kegs in an attempt to get some tail. This fails because of the hard alcohol at CMC's sister college, Harvey Mudd College.

4. Also known as "Community of Miniature Cocks."

"You go to CMC? What, couldn't get into any of the other 5Cs?"

"This jerk from CMC tried to rape me last night. Too bad for him I had a stun gun. And too bad for any kids he might have wanted, because I took self-defense."

"I go to CMC because I wanted some free beer."

by Lydia Mendoza March 8, 2008

CMC

Content Manager Chappo.
The man who makes the all important decisions to the goings on of the greatest website in the universe the SSS.

Donald: "How tops is CMC?"
Constance: "Yeah, CMC is the bomb!"
Sigmund: "But he is a bit hairy."

by Nicholas January 15, 2004

CMC

The spanish standard for "LOL". CMC "Casi Me Cago"

Stop making Me laugh, I Will CMC.

by JJHL June 24, 2009

CMC

An internet scammer that begs for money or gifts. Or someone that is always a victim.

God, she is such a CMC. Did you hear that Becky pulled a total CMC on that guy she was dating?

by Alexandra Lancaster July 6, 2021

CMC

Casi Me Cago
IN English: I Almost Shit Myself

White People Use LOL, Us Mexicans Say CMC

by Satoshi Kim July 29, 2009

CMC

Casi me cago (SPANISH): It means: that something was so funny it almost made u crap ur pants...
You can use it instead of LMAO, etc.

That was hilarious, CMC

by Bigorican September 24, 2009