Pull a Cyrano

To make a bad pun at an inappropriate or otherwise bad time.

When Mary asked Jeff whether he could come to the funeral, he replied, "Of corpse I will!" she looked at him and said "way to pull a cyrano."

Thomas realized that saying the cat pun while the neighbors kitten was stuck in the tree was a great way to pull a cyrano

by KingoftheGeorge May 8, 2014

Clarance

He is going to kill you no matter what.

He's going to allahu akbar the school!

See now that's a clarance!
He's going to start a school shooting!

by GhXjsT November 6, 2018

The Cyrano

When you sit on her face, simultaneously forcing her to teabag your balls while her nose stimulates your prostate. A solid first date move.

She ordered the lobster, I ordered the Cyrano. Checkmate.

by Chief Sandwich Officer Brady September 25, 2018

clarance

a relly cool dude aka me

clarance is cool

by clarance is cool June 3, 2022

Cyrano

Scytano is a huge nosed ugly shit. Cyrano looks like he was born out of a dumpster; he is gross.

Enemy(happens to be ugly) : FUCK YOU

You: FUCK YOU! YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE CYRANO

by $w@GGie PeEt May 24, 2014

clorange

1. A word you can use if you ever play the rhyming game and someone says the word "orange" but right in the middle of their victory laugh whip out the word "clorange"

2. The color a red head's hair turns after being in the pool too long

Dill: Okay, what rhymes with orange? OOOOoohhh!!!!
Tommy: Clorange.
Dill: *cries*

by UrbanNinja January 9, 2006

clorange

Forced, polite laughter in response to someone's poor attempt at telling a joke or funny story.

Rhymes with orange.

His off-color jokes at the dinner party were met with clorange from his polite dinner companions.

She really did not think her husband's dumb jokes were funny, but to placate him, she feigned enjoyment with clorange.

Origin: The word originated in McLean, VA by a local high school freshman in early 2009. (He was trying to come up with a word that rhymed with orange.)

by YDIman May 2, 2009