Clydesdales on cobblestone

The sound made when a guys balls are slapping off a chicks ass during sex, or the noise made when dudes nuts are slapping together when they are double stuffing a chick.
(CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!)

The sounds of Clydesdales on cobblestone echoed as my buddy and I double stuffed that chick.

by Todd Finger September 21, 2011

Clydesdales Collar

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days

I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar

by Paul January 12, 2004

mini clydesdale

A miniature size of a Clydesdale horse. Can easily be transported by a truck, belonging to a Lucky Jeans Brand model. One of which is nothing but a tomboy who loves her jeans! The owner most likely does not ride this mini Clydesdale, because they do not posses the skill to train the horse, but uses it only as a toy in hopes of getting more friends.

Robbie: "Daaaang I wanna be HER friend! She has a mini Clydesdale!"

by pandahat January 19, 2009

clydesdale scale

a unit of measurement used to determine how ugly a girl is.

Person 1: "What was she on the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"

by huckinator June 19, 2004

Clydesdale Flip

When one takes a combination of ketamine and 2CB.

Oh wow, Richie must be on another planet! He did a Clydesdale Flip!

by Partygirl2000 November 10, 2021

Clydesdale Scale

A scale used for rating girls by deciding how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off.
From the movie Air Heads

Dude if she was so hot, what did she rank on the Clydesdale Scale?

I would put it at 6

Damn thats hot

by Amish Protection Program July 14, 2009

Clydesdale Steamer

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010