Clurking

A combination of creeping and lurking.

You can tell that guy is clurking on those girls because he has his penis in his hand.
or
Jane: Who is that guy in the bushes?
Julie: He is totally clurking on us! Like OMG!!
or
Cody who lives on our floor

by Max Lynn "Cabbage" Savage October 1, 2009

russian clumsiness

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Cluck,Clucking

The act of selling anything and or everything one owns to support their meth addiction.

That Tweeker is clucking her baby's formula for a nickel of shit.That Ho just tried to cluck her baby's formula for a nickel of shit,I asked her for a blow-job instead.

by Andy "DopeFeeen" P. February 27, 2004

i hear you clucking big chicken

I understand what you are saying

Person 1: Gas prices are way too high.
Person 2: I hear you clucking big chicken.

by hattrickcheeto December 9, 2008

clumping

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"

by NiMo March 1, 2005

clamkin

Female version of the blumpkin. When a woman is sitting on the toilet defacating the sexual parter is administering oral sex. Comes in 3 varieties (the first type being the regular 'ol "clamkin" as described above):
A. Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) - also known as "red sea beach blanket bingo", is a clamkin during the woman's period days of the month.
B. New England Clamkin (white sauce)- or the "brown snowball" takes place after a male counterpart shoots his semen on the vagina, then engages in the oral.

Clamkins in the past have been known as "brunette goatee's" or the "brown soul patch" due to the residual fecal product on the chin of the partner giving the oral sex.

Matt wanted to give her oral so badly that he wouldn't even wait for Debbie to get off the toilet, I had no idea they were into giving / getting clamkins!

by J-Bone & C-Note October 12, 2007

clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007