clubber langed

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.

Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !

by Fav February 13, 2008

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Seal Clubber

A drink made famous by the caffeine addicted Mr. JV. Although there is no actual caffeine in the drink, only someone who is hopped up on wayyyy too much caffeine could find this appetizing:

Its a simple brew: equal parts apple vodka and grapefruit juice. just pour over ice and hope for the best!

Bartender, give me a Seal Clubber

by ekobelski May 9, 2014

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closet clubber

someone who claims they don't socialize or patronize areas eg. clubs but deep in secret they have the latest edm remix playlist. Behind close doors, they unleash that party animal inbred within them and jive like there's no tomorrow.

I think Jenny's a closet clubber. She's so angelic in classes but I heard from my dorm-mate she blast Hardwell mixes in her room during revision weeks.

by broccolidude June 22, 2015

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clubber lang

You ever seen the movie Rocky 3? Rocky fights Mr. T's character: Clubber Lang. There is a great scene in the movie where there is a slow-motion close-up of Clubber Lang pounding the shit out of Rocky. The camera is focused on Lang's extremely mean face.

So, the slang definition of "Clubber Lang" is:
verb - the act of making a mean facial expression (by a female) to a male who has unsuccessfully tried to make sexual advances, or "Spit Game".

Yo, i tried to tell that chic near the reggae jawn that she looked good; she just clubber langed me and walked away!

by Dobber April 8, 2005

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