Covid Babies

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

Covid Hot

The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Doable.

"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"

"He/She was Covid Hot during the quarantine."

"Makes sense."

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 1, 2023

Ghetto COVID Test

When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.

Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!

by Chief Investigator November 2, 2020

Covid Doable

The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Hot.

"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"

"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."

"Makes sense."

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 1, 2023

COVID-19

killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf

I will infect you with the COVID-19

by duplik8 March 8, 2020

COVID Fest

A gathering that occurs during the time of a global pandemic that completely disregards all of the scientific data and social distancing rules. Example: I would stay away from Sandra. I heard she was at a COVID Fest the other night.

We left just in time last night. The party turned into a real COVID Fest. By Saturday 23 people had tested positive.

by DustyToby August 19, 2020

Covid Baby

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 6, 2023