Cloutet

A deceivingly fat female genatalia. Usually found to be loose and smelly from receiving large dark cock on a regular basis.

She was giving me lip so i slapped that fool and gave her smelly cloutet a righteous stuffing.

by jonathan4443 April 18, 2010

cloutier

Complete sieve, often chokes in big games. Couldn't save a beachball. Generally used in reference to hockey, especially if one is a vancouver canuck fan.

Holy hell, martin brodeur choked more then cloutier this year!

Hes a real cloutier, that holmqvist

by osmun August 27, 2007

Cloudies

Multiple cloud vendors like an AWS, Microsoft Azure, Alibaba cloud etc together as a bunch can be jointly referred to as 'Cloudies' in plural form.

Until these large 'Cloudies' find a way of working with the tech startups and IP creators I find it tough for them to survive this big bad cut throat competitive CLOUD world going forward!

by agilewiz July 17, 2018

Cloutier

To incorrectly call "home run" on a ball that lands harmlessly in an outfielder's mitt.

That one's gone!
Uh, no. The left-fielder just caught it. You really Cloutiered that one.

by beefncheddar October 27, 2006

Cloutposting

Cloutposting is a cancerous form of social media posting. Mostly occurs on instagram or twitter. It is where a user posts vintage or "aesthetic" pictures for seemingly no other reason than to somehow look cool by posting it.

Dude 1 - "hey why is that weird fashion kid posting random shit 100 times a day?"

Dude 2 - "He's cloutposting, he thinks that posting vintage pictures of punks from the 90's and designer brand posts will make him seem cool and aesthetic."

by The 69nd President of the US December 31, 2019

Cloutstrophobic

Someone who is afraid/dislikes the clout you have, opposite of a clout chaser.

Jerry: *complains about you having money and fame*
Ben: You're just Cloutstrophobic JERRY

by JewishSacc April 19, 2020

clothestrophobia

The fear of wearing too tight of clothes, or over-constricting attire. This irrational fear could be due to a variety of reasons including the desire to conform to an urban dress code, or simply due to a low body image.

Jenny: Man, Richie sags his pants constantly! Look at how ghetto he is!
Billy: Yeah, man, he's totally got clothestrophobia. I have never seen him wear proper fitting jeans!

by Lenny & Bridget December 20, 2008