cootie queen

It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken

Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

cootie juice

hand sanitizer

Gina hands are burning after using cootie juice. She had a few cuts on her hands.

by Steel City Dude March 11, 2010

surf cooties

Surfer chicks who carrty a wide variety of STD's

Man, ya gots to double bag (wear two condoms) or you get dripin' shit from those surf cooties

by oz_420 April 18, 2006

Cooties

US slang that references childhood:

Cooties are an imaginary affliction from childhood.

When children reach the age where they notice the sexes are different the children claim a member of the opposite opposite sex will give you "cooties" if they touch you.

Its a way of little girls telling other little girls not to play with boys and vice versa

You played with little Jimmy? Ooow, your going to get cooties.

by claymuir October 6, 2005

cootie shot

The only know prevention mechanism against the horrors of cooties.

Recite:
"Circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot"

by foozmeister June 22, 2014

Cootie Queen

One who is the queen of cooties. Often used as an insult. Shown to the public in the famous Orbit Gum commercial.

"What did you think I wasn't gonna find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!"

by Andrew Coppola January 29, 2008

cootie

non-medical germs, that are spread by contact by touch, usually among schoolkids.

can be protected by a 'cootie shot', which involves tracing a 'circle, circle, dot, dot-- now you've got a cootie shot' on the palm of the hand.

eww, i can't believe kevin touched me! that was so gross and boys have cooties!

by lette November 24, 2003