Chronically Online is a term for someone who doesn’t stop referencing online terms.Usually this term will apply when someone is showing signs of online humor , words and phrases in the real world.
Bob:“Dude this you see that girl over there,I think shes into you she keeps looking over here.”
Robert(chronically online):”yea dude I bet its pink.She is definitely from Ohio.”
Bob:”what the fuck”
Robert(chronically online):”yea dude I bet its pink.She is definitely from Ohio.”
Bob:”what the fuck”
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a major state road/highway that runs straight the the heart of the city of orlando and extends much further past, running east and west to each coast. state road 50. west colonial drive = ghetto, east colonial drive = not as ghetto, some very nice areas. colonial drive = the portion of state road 50 that runs through downtown, or used to refer to any particular portion of state road 50 in orange county, florida.
we headed to roxy to party last night
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.
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it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.
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Get the clinically proven mug.An adjective for someone who is on the internet so often that their concept of the outside world is manipulated to be inaccurate. The term is directed mainly towards those below the age of 20. Someone who is considered a chronically online individual may do the following actions:
-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.
-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.
-Spend very little time offline.
-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.
-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.
-Spend very little time offline.
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Get the Chronically Online mug.a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.
may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”
B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
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Get the chronically online mug.Also referred to as major depressive disorder, major depression, unipolar disorder or simply depression, this illness is a psychiatric condition marked by severe feelings of despondency and dejection, typically accompanied by changes in eating and sleeping habits, anhedonia (loss of interest), fatigue, somatic pain and, at the extreme, suicide ideation. Also occurs in bipolar disorder (depressed phase).
Clinical depression is a serious mental illness and quite different to the ordinary sadness we all experience from time to time.
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