Cock and ball torture

The most retarded kink a man could ever had. Basically he likes getting hit in the balls.

Man: "Hey babe, grab the bat over there."
Woman: "For what?"
Man: "It's called 'cock and ball torture', I want you to hit me in the fucking balls because I'm retarded."

by yung kreme February 28, 2019

Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock

A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.

References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.

Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:

Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!

by thedude24 April 11, 2010

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

cock and bull

A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.
This is a corruption of a "concocted and bully story". Bully is the Danish bullen, or exaggerated. Therefore, it stands to reason that a cock and bull story is a made up, exaggerated story.

I don't want to hear another cock and bull story about why you are late.

by Lorn A. W. August 14, 2004

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.

Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020

Cock and ball torture

the act of torturing the cock and balls

what Person dad likes to do
Person 1: hey man guess what my dad just did with my mum
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Cock and ball torture
Person 2: OH man, get me in on that

by Drysauce123456789 February 27, 2019

Lock And Cock

The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.

"Damn bro she's paralyzed after the lock and cock"

by FMJ Javelin April 13, 2021