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Clintonville

Decent sized town where everyone thinks their shit don't stink, but in reality they're all disgusting loser pigs. A lot of girls from that town think they're hot but most either look like hippos or stick figures with a beaver's face. All of the guys are addicted to drugs and think they're tough. Basically the ugliest people on earth.
"Oh my god look at her face!"
"Yeah she's gotta be from Clintonville."
" Either there or Marion! Yuck!"
by smatgal October 26, 2013
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Clintonization

The assassination, murder, or mysterious, quesitonable disappearance or death of a person or persons that have evidence to charge, prosecute, or deface Hillary or EX-President Bill Clinton.
All the parnters associated with Hillary Clinton's real estate scandal were victims of Clintonization.

source http://prorev.com/legacy.htm

ARKANSAS SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME

- Number of persons in the Clinton machine orbit who are alleged to have committed suicide: 9
- Number known to have been murdered: 12
- Number who died in plane crashes: 6
- Number who died in single car automobile accidents: 3
- Number of one-person skiing fatalities: 1
- Number of key witnesses who have died of heart attacks while in federal custody under questionable circumstances: 1
- Number of unexplained deaths: 4
by - Red-Blooded Patriot October 19, 2008
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Clintonized

Using a cigar for other purposes than smoking.
Monica was clintonized by her boyfriend and she enjoyed it!
by wordmaven October 14, 2005
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Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.
That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...
by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020
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clintonville

pig-lovin', corn-huskin', tractor drivin' redneck area in Pennsylvania...not even on the map...not worthy of it. people here chaw -- not chew. they chaw tabacky and drink shine through their one front toof (tooth, of course) And everbody has cross eyes or lazy eyes and they love their hootenannies
there's a hootenanny in clintonville tonight.
by Thunder lover June 12, 2008
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clintonian

Someone from Clinton, Iowa -- a small city in eastern Iowa known for being extremely "ghetto," dirty, smelly and -- until a couple years ago -- dangerous, especially compared with the rest of Iowa. One of two places in Iowa with black people. Once had a crime rate on par with Detroit.
by Steve Cox February 16, 2008
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Clintonitis

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.
She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.
by azwonks October 24, 2016
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