klif-hang-er
noun
1. A pesky and unfinished turd that will require a second trip to the toilet in the near future to finish the job.
2. When your first poop comes to an end and you just don't have the patience to sit on the bowl and contemplate life until the second wave of brown bananas start to fall from the tree.
3. A crap that has been cut short due to any variation of misfortune. Like when you are in a public restroom and some inconsiderate Viking is hammering away on the bathroom door. You can be sure that you've just had a cliffhanger when moments after you close up shop and wash your hands the bubble guts start brewing again. This feeling will be accompanied by a complex emotional reaction including a complete sense of failure and worthlessness at achieving your attempted task, AND a foreboding and ominous worry about the events that are soon to unfold.
4. When your first poop gives you the impression that there is going to be a sequel. However, most sequels are looked forward to with happy anticipation, like Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King or Finding Dory. This is not that. It's gonna be a fucking abortion like Anchorman 2.
noun
1. A pesky and unfinished turd that will require a second trip to the toilet in the near future to finish the job.
2. When your first poop comes to an end and you just don't have the patience to sit on the bowl and contemplate life until the second wave of brown bananas start to fall from the tree.
3. A crap that has been cut short due to any variation of misfortune. Like when you are in a public restroom and some inconsiderate Viking is hammering away on the bathroom door. You can be sure that you've just had a cliffhanger when moments after you close up shop and wash your hands the bubble guts start brewing again. This feeling will be accompanied by a complex emotional reaction including a complete sense of failure and worthlessness at achieving your attempted task, AND a foreboding and ominous worry about the events that are soon to unfold.
4. When your first poop gives you the impression that there is going to be a sequel. However, most sequels are looked forward to with happy anticipation, like Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King or Finding Dory. This is not that. It's gonna be a fucking abortion like Anchorman 2.
Oh man dude.. that crap was an absolute cliffhanger. I fear for the safety of my tighty whities. Mount shitmore is percolating and the brown lava is ready to flow bruh.
by Gandalf Greybeard August 7, 2017
Get the Cliffhangermug. by Lizzie_005 May 4, 2021
Get the Cliffhangermug. a crazy sex position with the guy standing on the edge of an object ie table or bed with your partner clinging with her legs while she sucks you off
by the jew man 33 September 11, 2007
Get the cliffhangermug. Dude1: Woah careful dude you almost stepped in the pile of sh*t!
Dude2: Damn someone musta just performed a cliffhanger...quite a large one if i say so myslef
Dude2: Damn someone musta just performed a cliffhanger...quite a large one if i say so myslef
by mudpacker520 October 20, 2010
Get the cliffhangermug. Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.
Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.
by Ed March 20, 2005
Get the Cliffhangermug. by RDZombie February 7, 2008
Get the cliffhangermug. when a chick sits or lays down in an awkward position that causes one of the lips to her vagina to fall asleep
by Josh Coppola May 6, 2006
Get the cliffhangermug.