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clenchmaxxing

Essentially mewing but with your buttocks. You squeeze your glutes at all times to shape it into a plump baby pumpkin carved from marble. Many clenchmaxxers have expressed feeling like they're in a higher plane of existance from performing this, not unlike gooning.
"Oh, you've been mewing, ropemaxxing and jelqing for the last two years? But you haven't started clenchmaxxing yet? Never gonna make it"
by Cheezy D on the mic March 20, 2024
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clenchmaxxing

The squeezing or flexing of one's glutes to exercise and tone them to their maximum natural potential
He was Clenchmaxxing all math class, look at that ass!

He sucks at Clenchmaxxing, hes so flat
by Clenchmax February 7, 2024
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clenchmaxxing

The act of clenching your buttcheeks for a period of up to one week, holding in poop in the process, to achieve a more desirable buttocks shape
Peter thinks clenchmaxxing will prevent him from needing a BBL!
by iIluson April 28, 2024
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clenchmaxxing

dude 1: wanna fuck?
dude 2: fuck no i been clenchmaxxing for 3 days straight
by saselandia January 20, 2024
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