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clementine 

i want a moth and i want to name it clementine.
clementine by thunder1408 December 22, 2020

clementine 

"Hey, look at my clementine i just bought!"
clementine by bfj December 5, 2009

clementine 

1. (n) An orange like fruit
2. (v) To have the fruit thrown at someone as a way to silence that person's words, actions, etc.
1.

Person 1: Yo, pass me a clementine.

2.
Person 1: Yo, Aaron just clementined me.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I was too loud for her and she clementined me bro.
clementine by ElChinito December 11, 2016

clementine 

Any girl with dyed or multicolored hair like from the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Damn, that girls a clementine.
clementine by The Probable Lock November 1, 2010

Clementine 

Someone who is very clementine-ish and like to rub peoples pockets he likes to smoke cro and likes men. He tastes like a saw eagle enthusiast he has a Gangsta Bitch named Dan Rodriguez.

His soul belongs to a god like human named Alex Jasinski
Hi my names Faz but you can call me clementine
Clementine by Not Clementine July 5, 2011

clementine 

A Clementine is the result of a cheeto dick and an ass tulip.
That clementine I gave your mom last night looked like the real thing until it started bleeding.

OR

Hey Slick, I licked the clementine I gave your little sister. It wasn't as sweet and juicy as I expected, but I had to get the taste of her meatloaf out of my mouth somehow.
clementine by Josh Wright January 12, 2005