clemming

to talk nonsensically about utter tripe, babbling incoherently from one conversation to another.
"dale came round last night, he was clemming his arse off about the new fifa game"
by canny48 October 04, 2008
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Clem

1)A term for an employee or co-worker who is slower than most and often makes many mistakes even after considerable time on the job. The term Clem can be said to there face because they are often unaware what it means.

2)A term for a friend, roommate, hallmate, or general acquaintance that makes dumb decisions when sober and even dumber decisions when drunk and continues to make such dumb decisions because they black-out and forget what they have done the previous night.
"Wow Rickey is such a Clem he went up to Emily's room last night and tried to open her door by rubbing his dick on her door knob."
by B-Rad010 October 28, 2012
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Clem

An alternative and efficient way to say "clementine"
"Celia, pass me a juicy clem"
by bungalowbaby December 14, 2016
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Clem

Clem is a term that is synonymous with words like: Cool, Based, etc.
Person 1: Our new teammate is really cool
Person 2: Yeah, they're so clem
by Helios3311 March 09, 2021
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clems

testicles

(unfortunate then, that there is a chain of fish and Chip resturants in the North east of England under the that name).
Boy oh boy, its a hot one! My clems aint half sweaty.
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Clems

Geordie slang

Generic adjective used to denote male or female sexual body parts, usually the testicles.
Bugger me, it's hot enough in here to boil yer clems!

Stop whining or I'll kick you in the clems.
by Crimson Queen July 19, 2008
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Clem

North-Eastern England term for testicle.
Bastard got me right in the clems
by clemma October 27, 2011
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