cleg dust

poo that has not been properly wiped after pooing and is on ur bum hairs it is somewhat fine and dusty

"ahh crap i have some cleg dust!"

by john john john June 22, 2006

cleg nuts

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

by Stu January 6, 2004

Clegged Up

Adj. when somebody's literary agent is Bill Clegg of The Clegg Agency.

V. the act of Bill Clegg becoming your literary agent.

"I think Tao got clegged in like 2011? Taipei and Trip clegged af."

"Wow, I think Honor Levy, @themasterofcum, @writers_life_tips, and Obese might really get clegged up soon."

"Yeah he's pretty clegged right now I think."

by writerslifetips April 17, 2021

cleg hair

The hair that gets caught from boxer shorts or panties in the butt crack or around the vag and get's caught in the pubic hair resulting in the term, cleg hair.

These cleg hair nuggets are impossible to take out.

by CassRhymesLife August 31, 2005

cleg dust

the cleg which is then grinded into a dust and sniffed

do you want to buy a line of cleg dust its homebrand

by el pablo aka kiral August 28, 2008

cleg nut

the shriveled up gonads of a man aged no less than 83 years old.

Ed “boom boom” Jarvis had worked successfully in the adult film industry for years, until an extreme case of cleg nuts befell him at the early age of 42, doctors surmised the cleg nut effect can be accelerated due to extreme over use

by reginaandray February 14, 2007

Clegged it

When something goes really wrong

Ah man, I’ve clegged it

by SajFieldin December 11, 2022