classic intercourse

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.

"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Classicafuckalisc

When something is so fucking classic, it needs another word.

That picture of Brad Pitt is Classicafuckalisc.

by A_MostClassicMan July 29, 2016

The Classic Frosty

The classic frosty is when you try to finger your girlfriend from the behind, but instead inserting your finger in her/his asshole.

Hey Brian i gave my girlfriend the classic frosty eatlier today. Hereby inserting my finger in her asshole.

by Dirty Mitchell September 27, 2020

classic schmosby

It refers to the character Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. At the end of Ted’s perfect first date, he tells her, “I think I’m falling in love with you.” This was a habit Ted couldn’t break. So every time someone said “I love you” too soon, it was known as pulling a “Classic Schmosby.” And sometimes you later realize that you weren’t actually in love — you just really wanted to be. It’s okay to fall in love, but don’t say anything until you’re sure that’s what you’re really feeling, and wait a little bit. Don’t rush these great times, these beginning stages where you get to know someone and sometimes you can’t even look at them directly because they’re so goddamn cute.

kid 1: You see that brunette? I pulled a classic schmosby on her last night…
kid 2: Dude, wtf? Leave that for the movies

by dastruggleisreal March 17, 2015

Classic emerald

An act where a woman lifts her skirt in exchange for $6 to buy food at the servo after a big night

Did you see that bird out front 7-11 trying to give out classic emeralds last night . She was cooked

by Yeahnamateripstarta November 1, 2016

certified hood classic

The highest honor you can be bestowed.

That guy is a certified hood classic

by Random person on erth December 4, 2020

Classified

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know

Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe

by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018