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Clamber Scudd

Meaning to have caught a sexually transmitted disease or infection, one that you can only get rid off by removing the infected body part.

It is also newly adopted name for a former british member of parliament previously known as Amber Rudd. She officially and legally adopted her new name Clamber Scudd by deed poll.

While speaking with reporter for the guardian, she declared "I have never identified with my given name, and as such have decided to take the name Clamber Scudd, as I feel it reflects my inner core and being. How the fuck I became an MP is beyond me but i'll ride the gravy train for as long as I can, and if I play my cards right, I might even land a job in the EU, if not at least I have a hefty pension and a load of brown envelopes"
¨Hey man, where's Crobynov at today?"

"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping that Clamber Scudd last week and he's worried he might have caught something."
by standards drop as we get older September 7, 2019
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Clobber dat dere kirbeh

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...
Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe
by GalaxyDictionary August 13, 2019
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strip clubber

A male or female who is addicted to strip clubs and strippers.
The strip clubber frequents strip clubs at least once every two weeks or more and is armed with a wallet full of twenty dollar bills and one dollar bills for tipping the strippers and for lap dances.
by Cynthia M. Davis April 17, 2007
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Rascal clobber

Either...

1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty

2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity
1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER

2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER
by R. Clobbèr July 19, 2013
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clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. Or to lose three straight games in Madden by a score of more than 21 points
"I clobberwhopped Sherry last night."
"Did you hear Grant got clobberwhopped by Pat in Madden last night?" "Yeah Grant's awful at Madden."
by PD&KS October 11, 2007
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Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed
Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.
by rosignol May 17, 2005
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Clabbers

A humongous ass. An ass that looks far too big for its body. So awkward.
"Wow, look at the Clabbers on that guy!"
"Yea, that's a shame..."
by Michelle M. March 3, 2009
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