Cagus

A word that describes a mighty overlord with a neck made of its faces

all hail the cagus!

by AFFAF May 7, 2018

Cingulomaniaboo

Cingulomania is the desire to hold someone in one’s arms, and the cingulomaniaboo is the person that one wishes to hold lovingly in their arms. 💜

“I have so much cingulomania for you.”
“Then embrace me, for you are my cingulomaniaboo, and I am yours.”

by VioletLightning May 19, 2019

get your feces coagulated

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018

cingular

The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.

"Cingular's logo is called Jack."

by Dan June 9, 2005

cingular

Lowest dropped calls my fucking ass.

Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"

by Ben September 13, 2006

Cingular

A company that claims that a "Leading Independant Research Company" says they have the fewest dropped calls. I wish they could tell me the name of this Research Company so I could tell them that they're full of shit!

A piece of crap provider. I signed with AT&T and they were awsome, as soon as they got bought out, everything went to hell. I can't wait for my contract to be over.

Fuck Cingular! My calls drop all the time!

by Fuckitall June 29, 2006

cingulastoned

The auora of Cingular Wireless workers getting stoned off their ass after a long hard day's work as a wage slave.

Sam was late coming home tonight because he stayed after work to get Cingulastoned.

Chris didn't get back until after midnight. He was out getting Cingulastoned.

by Cingular Wirless Customer April 18, 2007