goofy chonger

someone who hogs the spliff. the term "goofy" implies that how they act is selfish.

Person 1: broo the zoot's getting too short wanna rocket it real quick
Person 2: nah bro just pass dat shit
Person 1: but bro you've had enough look at you *tries to steal zoot*
Person 2: you're being a real goofy chonger

by viriondash May 26, 2023

chonger

A joint containing 15 grams or more of dried cannabis buds and leaves.

Hey bro, lets combine are stash and roll a fat chonger.

by Andrew September 23, 2003

Chongers

someone that smokes a lot of cannabis

Damn those guys in hall green can sure chong the pukkas!their real chongers

by messy org April 13, 2009

Chonger

Big Penis

You’ve got a big chonger Dr Pittstix

by TrouserBoys4312 October 25, 2018

chonger

A can of beer, typically what one would refer to as a tall boy (a 24 ounce can).

Q: Hey you dudes wanna put a couple chongers down before we dipset?

A: Yea dude for sure

by regulardegular February 14, 2015

Chongers

Chongers are extremely large jager bombs, OR any extremely large object.

Andrea's boobs are Chongers.

by Kim Kumor March 24, 2008

Chonger

A person of East Asian ethnicity, who lives in Western society ;but has no grasp of English. Often sell items on ebay; that say they are distributed from your country, but on arrival turn out to be from Hong Kong.

"That chonger bitch refused to refund my money on the broken item she sent, and says I can keep the broken piece of shit if I take $7 dollars as a refund , instead of the $27 I paid!"
"The instructions aren't in English, they only have instructions in chonger language."
"There aren't many dog owners in this area, I can tell because the place is packed with chongers."

by LaCuntra VanDyke August 7, 2018