cumonia

The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.

Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.

by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

chuman

someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.

When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."

by Frank and Melissa September 13, 2008

Chumna

Sweet anal sex of sexiness.

(can also be used as a verb, meaning "to buttfuck")

Example 1:
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you chumna Michelle last night? She's been walking funny all day!"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, I chumna'd her sooo hard. She wont ever walk in a straight line again!"

Bro 1: "BROFIST!"

Example 2:

Bro: "Have you ever had chumna before, babe?"

Babe: "No, but I heard it smells awful."

by Master Jizzmyself July 4, 2011

chupon

Spanish, from chupar, "to suck"

1. A sucker candy or a pacifier
2. A hickey

Un chupon puede ser una forma util de cumplir las necesidades emocionales de los ninos. ("A pacifier can be a useful way to fulfill the emotional needs of children")

Tengo la carne y tengo el sazon, podemos jugar pero no dejes el chupon ("I have the meat and I have the flavor, we can play but don't leave hickeys", from a pitbull song)

by Mark Williamson December 30, 2007

Chamonix

Fancy, luxurious, extra

That yacht is so chamonix.

by Chamonix all day June 5, 2018

chamone

Michael Jackson's way of saying "come on". Best examples are in the bad video.

chamoooooooone, mutha fucka!

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

chuong

to shoot your man juice on your bitch

your girl got chuonged on her breast.

by bao huynh September 25, 2005