A subset of the arthropods, a large group of invertebrates. Crustaceans are characterised by having a hard exoskeleton that must be moulted as the animal grows. Crustaceans are normally divided into six subsets, the most well-known of which includes crabs, lobsters, woodlice and shrimp. This leads people to assume that crustaceans have lots of appendages ("legs"). While this is true for most crustaceans, some have very few or none.
Crayfish and brine shrimp are crustaceans. Some, like crabs, are adapted to live on land and in water.
by gerbileater August 10, 2009
Get the crustacean mug.A word used by non-blacks to refer to black people when they're around. Can be equally used as nigger.
A: Can you believe those crustaceans in the back?
B: They ate all the mashed potatoes and fried chicken!! );
A: THOSE BASTARDS!
B: They ate all the mashed potatoes and fried chicken!! );
A: THOSE BASTARDS!
by N15 February 20, 2009
Get the crustacean mug.by Christ. Pher February 11, 2015
Get the Crustacean mug.It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
Get the crustacean-aids mug.you shoot shells out of a shotgun, and shells are crustaceans, so ur bustin crustaceans
also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones
also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones
by ragz February 8, 2007
Get the bustin crustaceans mug.The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.
Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.
by Crab God February 26, 2019
Get the crustaceanism mug.1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
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