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Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament 

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

Alaska Christmas Tree 

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.

christmas tree 

Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba
"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"
christmas tree by ArtSeaOne February 12, 2005

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
Christmas-Tree Dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003

christmas tree light bitch 

A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.
Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.

christmas tree lights 

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.
"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"
christmas tree lights by Jake February 17, 2005