Christian horniness 

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait

Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"

Christian horniness by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023

pass christian high school 

let’s start off by saying , this school is about the worst school. i’ve gone to this school my whole life and it is one of the most toxic environments i’ve experienced. the people are entitled and toxic and selfish and worry only about themselves. the staff expects you to fit into the little check boxes that they use to define their idea of a perfect student. if you don’t check all of their little boxes , then they label you as a “ problem ” or “ dumb ” or “ not good enough ”. it’s honestly sad. this place makes me feel about the loneliest i’ve ever felt. there’s the popular people , the ones that “ fit in ” , then there are the ones that don’t , the “ outcasts ”. but i’m in between. i’m not the popular gorgeous cheerleader but i’m also not the weird emo kid that sits in the corner. so i think i have about the hardest roll at this school. i have no friends because the people are fake and disloyal . i once heard that high school is a bunch of scared people pretending to be something they’re not , well that’s true , for this school at least. the students pretend to be perfect and pretend to have the perfect lives. and the staff pretends to actually care , but all they really care about is doing only what they’re required to do and getting their paycheck. that’s the type of environment this school is. so if you go here , or are planning to , then all i have to say is welcome to your loneliest hell.

pass christian high school : fuck you .🤘🏼

pass christian high school by world of bullshit October 21, 2021

Jewish-Christian Hanukkah 

Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.

Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.

Jewish-Christian Hanukkah by Shlomoh Geffen December 27, 2006

Christian hardcore

1. An oxymoron.

2. Not hardcore at all, not even slightly hardcore

person1: dude i just ate 5 jam sandwiches!
person2: dude thats so christian hardcore

person1: i just knitted me sum socks!
person2: sounds christian hardcore

Christian hardcore by shewlase October 24, 2009

Pella Christian High School 

A school in Pella, Iowa where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. They always make it to the playoffs but, can never finish

Wow, Pella Christian High School made it to the playoffs again.

Pella Christian High School by YuhYeet1337 November 10, 2017

Christian Hours 

Businesses who close early on weekdays and are closed Sundays. So they can go home and pray, maybe.

Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.

Christian Hours by happee01 May 24, 2010

Christian Hay 

1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)

Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.

Christian Hay by Lyerrrrr July 4, 2018