1. a new term for homosexual.
2. the most attractive thing to ever walk the earth.
1. "dude, we should totally go out to a hayden club tonight and scam on the fag hags."
2. i would kill my mother and step over her head body to be near hayden christensen.
by sarah March 13, 2005
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A sad excuse for an actor. Synonyms include Tom Cruise Tara Reid Kirstin Dunst Brittany Murphy and John Travolta
Hayden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneonetwo

Portman: Shut the fuck up ya nerple
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The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.
You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!
by Salansar August 28, 2008
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A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls
Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment
by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022
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A school full of whate kids who think they are black aka () and there is a retarted and the girls with act like they like you but they actually don’t and just want to break ur heart or embarrass you but there is a couple cool people but still a lot of it is racially confused kids and spoiled kids with no manners
by Yungniggerfaggot December 23, 2018
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he is the best person in the world and will beat you shit out of you and if you mess with him he will have to take extra time to make sure you don't do it again and if you see one you should treasure him because he is the best thing in the world and has the best thing in the world and it breaks records. he is insane at rapping and knows how to use his thing as if he was a god . if you see a mason you should befriend him at sight and maybe even more
your so lucky to have Mason Christensen
by the true identity finder February 25, 2022
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Kaare Alexander Christensen, is so cute, that even a puppy is envious
Hey Kaare Alexander Christensen
by hapsi April 18, 2018
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