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Christal 

An amazing girl who has a lovely smile, amazing eyes that you can get lost in and a very warm hearted girl, she will light up a room with her laugh and smile, her heart will fill you up with love.
She is the most goofiest person out of everyone who isnt afraid of being herself, and whoever has a christal in their life, is very lucky indeed.
She will support You and be understanding with whatever your going through.
Hey i met This christal girl, i just cant stop smiling when i look at her, shes just amazing.

Every time i look at christal i just smile and get lost in her eyes and forget where i am.
Christal by Paandrew January 14, 2020

Christal 

She’s GORGEOUS that’s all u need to know
Girl1: hey did u see that girl over there?
Girl2: yea that’s Christal, isn’t she great
Christal by Justmebabyyy February 3, 2021

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder 

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop 

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Christmas 

A time when an obese, chubby, and hairy man with a body mass index of 'obesity category III' (before cookies) uses the illegal tactic of breaking and entering to raid your home, steal your cookies, and then leave presents that you will most likely be anticipating for the whole night.

Is literally invisible when you try to catch him in the act. Nothing will work. (Or course, unless, you use thermonuclear bombs.)
"How was your Christmas?"
"A bald obese guy broke into my home and stole my cookies."
"That's nice. What did you get?"
"Coal."
Christmas by Dboy69420 December 29, 2020

Christalyn 

Christalyn is a person who will always think of her friends before herself. She’ll get angry and overprotective of all of them.

She is nice and kindhearted but has a strong personality that can’t be broken easily.....by anyone
Hi Christalyn
Christalyn by Cadence4334 February 27, 2019