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Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy:
The most inclusive winter holiday!
At least saying "Happy holidays" doesn't exclude anyone, but HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy actually includes them all. And HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy to you, too!
by JaneGordon.com December 27, 2022
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Christiana

A wonderful, incredibly beautiful girl. Her smile always lights up the room, and makes your day feel all the brighter. The kind of girlfriend you look forward to seeing every day, and once you're with her, you turn speechless with awe at how amazing she is. Her talents are matched only by her sense of humor and love of life. The kind of girl any guy would be lucky to date, even for a short time.
Boy I'm happy my girlfriend is Christiana, she lights up my day.
by aterribleboyfriend March 10, 2011
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Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD March 20, 2005
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christenable

Christenable : Belief that something is nice
That girl is Christenable
I could really christen that icecream over there
by Chandradi June 14, 2018
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christinka

Christinka is a term used for a person or object who tends to do her eyeliner in the library during school. You can usually find a christinka screaming in her room or doing the dishes for her sisters money. Christinkas are very keen to Taylor Swift but cant seem to listen to one type of music for long. One personality trait of a christinka is dying her hair at any slight inconvience. Christinas are also very fond of neighbors of her aunt who happen to be too old for her or a guy in her grade who she goes back to when anyone tries to take him. Only christinkas can like this individual. Christinkas are great friends to have if you can see past the impulsive screaming when anyone gets on her nerves.
Is that a christinka staring at her neighbor while listening to Mine by Taylor Swift AND dying her hair?
by sisterianlol October 7, 2021
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christanna

Christanna, she's one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. She is the most beautiful girl on the whole planet like no other girl can compare to her shes just that beautiful. If you ever date a christanna hold on to her shes the best lover anyone could ask for, she'll be there for you whenever you need her. If you ever come across a christanna marry her like there and then MARRY HER. Shes the most perfect human on this planet, she is one of a kind, shes a great friend, and a great lover. She could get angry at times but would eventually calm down...hopefully. Christanna is a rare kind you wont meet a girl like her, her personality is out of this world. She would always love her lover no matter what, she will do anything to see her baby boy be happy which is the cutest thing ever. Ok on a serious note I love this girl so much she actually changed me she made me experience true love. Im glad to say I have a future with christanna:)<33 -will 6/21/21
christanna ( I love youuu soo soo muchh babyyy )

boyfriend ( nooo I love you wayyy moree my beautiful )
by herluvrrr November 27, 2021
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christarian

An authoritarian that uses Christianity as a means to legitimize their ideology.
That preacher screaming about obedience to God, and not about loving your neighbor, is not a Christian. He's really a Christarian.
by jurban1997 January 30, 2017
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