Chrising

When someone fucks up something or ruins something.

*Friend breaks something of yours* Wow dude, you are Chrising!

by mtek March 26, 2013

Chrisis

(Noun) A crisis that befalls someone named Chris, usually due to lack of planning.

Rational thinker: Why did you fly to Finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

Chris: Simple, I was drunk.

Random Finnish person: What a Chrisis!

by mandawanda March 27, 2010

chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005

Chrisindle

A severe lack of leadership, leading to a fuck up. To make a complete cock up of anything. To have absolutly no clue of what to do. Cause to be unstructured or disordered or operating according to no principal or idea.

Chrisindle was the problem with the management at the company, therefore the company was fucked.

by Abonasah October 18, 2011

chrisis

(noun) a crisis during december, essentially a festive meltdown

person 1: "I dont have enough money to get everyone Christmas presents"
person 2: "sounds like youre having a chrisis"

by TheSillyCow November 30, 2019

Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.

Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"

by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021

Chrisissexy

more than love

Chris wants to show Chrisissexy to Ashly.

by Desaturated December 21, 2009