Chrisindle 

A severe lack of leadership, leading to a fuck up. To make a complete cock up of anything. To have absolutly no clue of what to do. Cause to be unstructured or disordered or operating according to no principal or idea.

Chrisindle was the problem with the management at the company, therefore the company was fucked.

Chrisindle by Abonasah October 18, 2011

Christingle 

A Christingle is an orange and it's got a red ribbon tied around it (And already that's weird, isn't it? Just so you know, I'm not halfway through this description yet. That's an orange with a red ribbon tied around it. Never any excuse to tie a red ribbon around an orange, unless you're gonna fly somewhere on holiday, you want to check the orange in beforehand, so that when it comes round on that conveyor belt, you can tell it apart from all the other oranges. You don't wanna go home with a satsuma, or God forbid, a clementine). It's an orange, it's got a red ribbon tied around it, and four cocktail sticks stuck in the top of the orange. And then we skewer raisins and Dolly Mixtures onto those. And then we get a long, thin candle, drive that into the top of the orange and light it. And then a small child carries that down the aisle of the church on Christmas Eve and nobody questions it. Against all the odds, the kid comes out of it looking pretty boss. And all the elements represent something different. The orange represents all the vitamin C in the world. The ribbon represents the fashion industry. The cocktail sticks represent competitive javelin. The sweets and the raisins represent regret, and the candle represents the dwindling popularity of wax museums.

What is a Christingle?!

Christingle by Ks1994 March 12, 2019

chrisander 

Boss of bosses. Dude too cool for these basics.

Dude, hail chrisander.

chrisander by Supermom1997 December 19, 2016

chrisident 

An Accident that was the product of a very stupid and completly avoidable mistake often followed by extreem pain and sometimes bloodloss

if you jump on your bed you are likely to cause a CHRISIDENT

chrisident by Patriot Bob May 28, 2008

Chrisinda 

Fashionista
Classy
Sexy
Gorgeous
Stylish
Hip

"Her outfit is so chrisinda today"
"These shoes make me feel chrisinda today."

Chrisinda by Chrisinda February 5, 2010

Chrisinner 

One who professes to be a Christian but is still a sinner.

Ray Boltz is a Christian singer who "came out of the closet" admitting he is gay. Ray Boltz still claims to be a Christian which makes him a Chrisinner.

Chrisinner by FaceofConservatism August 14, 2010

ChrisAndSebEdits

ChrisAndSebEdits,

The best account to see all the hot videos, povs and edits of Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan.

Person 1: Hey bestie, who’s your favourite tiktoker

Person 2: Well, ChrisAndSebEdits obviously!
Person 1: we both have good taste

ChrisAndSebEdits by DefinitelyNotChrisAndSebEdits July 2, 2021