Chrislam is the mix up religion of Christianity & Islam. The followers believe in Bible & Quran, Mosque & Church, Mohammed & Jesus. Even some Muslims & Christians think that this religion is for fake people.
Man1: Hey, you read Bible?
Man2: Sometimes, but I goto Church & recite Quran daily.
Man1: What? What's your religion?
Man2: I'm chrislamist!
Man2: Sometimes, but I goto Church & recite Quran daily.
Man1: What? What's your religion?
Man2: I'm chrislamist!
by AliHayri October 29, 2011
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1.) Explain something that is incredibly obvious to everyone involved.
2.) Explain something to someone who didn't ask for the explanation.
1.) Explain something that is incredibly obvious to everyone involved.
2.) Explain something to someone who didn't ask for the explanation.
"Did that guy really just chrisplain to me that I'm out of mana?"
"Man, I didn't ask for all that shit to be chrisplained to me."
"Man, I didn't ask for all that shit to be chrisplained to me."
by Impaleification September 22, 2018
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A girl who acts crazy and does outrageous things for a dude who most likely isn’t feeling her as much as she is feeling him. Basically she acts aggressive and crazy like Chrisean Rock
Ayo Mia rlly Chriseaning she beat tf out Jay’s cousin cus she thought that Jay was cheating on her with his cousin
by Munchin4life March 18, 2023
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Brandon : yo look ! It’s chrisell
Alex : I’ve dated her before she was the best ! Too bad we broke up :( I regret it
Alex : I’ve dated her before she was the best ! Too bad we broke up :( I regret it
by derddyjesus June 11, 2018
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