Chris Joke

A joke that is so vile and/or crappy you can't help but laugh

Person A: When is a door not a door?
Person B: I have no idea...
Person A: When it's ajar!
Person B: That is just horrible... A grade A Chris joke.

by KitoKirito June 1, 2017

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Chris Jones

When you sleep with a bi-polar chick during her manic phase.

That guy's doing a Chris Jones and totally preying on that bipolar chick's manic hornyness.

by flybuyzzz August 21, 2011

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Chris Judgement

The misinterpretation that there are less people in a group than there appears to be.

Bald Guy: Dood I swear they got like no one we should go, one has jeans!
Paki Guy: Nah Pham Fuckisyoutalkmbout that Chris Judgement really clouding you right now.

by MIMEK May 21, 2021

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Chris Jamal Evans

A 6’0 lightskin man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.

Goes by Jamal, daddy, donquavious, the loml and mainly “my man”
Will bite you, but I don’t mind😩
Beware: too fine🥵

Chris Jamal Evans can come over here and smack this ass

by colemansslut August 17, 2021

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Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out

I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania

by joshphelps24 November 3, 2021

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