Chodeling

The act of having someone eat your chode (the area between the genitals and the anus; see perineum) while they make repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or “chest voice) and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.

Last night after dinner my wife gave me a good chodeling. The muffled yodels sounded like we were clubbing baby seals

by GhostofKillDozer November 6, 2019

shovelling coal

To insert your first and second fingers into another persons anus, and scoop out some shit.

Matt:I really like it, but shovelling coal leaves your fingers smelling for days.
Jonas:nice.

by absinthe smelling mick January 2, 2011

chodelinger

A sorry son of a bitch who is constantly trying to get bitches to like him but never succeeds.

I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger

by internuggler February 20, 2004

Shovelling

The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.

Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!

by AsstootObservations December 4, 2010

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

by Olivia123 November 11, 2007

chaveling

To nibble at something,

"The ducks were chaveling at the bread"

"My budige was chaveling at it's cuttle fish"

"Will you stop chaveling at your dinner either eat it or leave it"

by Chris Drake December 25, 2007

Chodeling

The sound of air whistleing as it passes over one's chode

Mr. Sachse likes to chodel after giving his man bitch a ball bath.

by silly_salami October 9, 2003