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Sancho Con El Chorizon

Sancho Con El Chorizon is Jesus M. That ballsy fucker. Si le vas a dar dale duro.
Jesus is a Sancho Con El Chorizon because he makes me forgrt about my boyfriend when I’m at work.
by Mr SlowGuy January 6, 2022
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Holographic charizard

The pokemon card everyone wanted, and thought was so rare, but every kid on the block actually had one. A badass mother fucking fire breathing lizard.
Joe: holy fucking shit, I just got a holographic charizard in my pack!
Dave:dude, so did I! It's so rare, we must be the only ones in the state with them!
Joe: this card is worth so much money!
by Staerzl the big show October 10, 2011
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reverse charizard

The intense burning sensation felt during a bowel movement. Named after the fire-breathing Pokemon, Charizard.
Example: Dude, my ass is on fire due to that reverse Charizard
by Ash-dubbs May 14, 2014
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mega charizard x

A badass black and blue beast that no one wants to piss off
My Mega Charizard X is gonna slap your pikachus ass
by BRRRUUUUUHHHHHH77 November 25, 2016
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chorizo breath

is a way of saying to someone that their breath smells like chorizo or sausage, usually because they like to give out alot of blow jobs
Hey Chorizo breath....lay off the sausage guey
by E_Money June 25, 2008
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Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.
Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"
by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
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fiesta de chorizo

Oye che, vamanos, esta es una fiesta de chorizo carajo.
by crack January 26, 2004
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