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holosexual ira

Holosexual Ira is a young person whose name is Ira and is a holosexual. She spends her time by procastrinating and wating for her Harry Potter books to arrive.
Run! Holosexual Ira is coming and she's gonna correct our english grammar!
by Holosexual Ira July 3, 2017
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chromosexual

A chromosexual is a person who rides a motorcycle and tries to put every piece of chrome available on their bike. Also a person who will spend thousands of dollars on chrome parts for their bike, and little or nothing on maintenance. It is better to look good, than to run good.
Person 1: "That boy is such a chromosexual. I am suprised that he hasn't had his seat chromed yet."

Person 2: "I know, $20,000 worth of chrome, and it still won't start......"
by Dave_d January 22, 2007
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chomosexual

Child molester. From chomo; CH ild MO lester.
"Put that chomosexual in agseg with the rest of the faggots before he gets his ass beat."
by Copper_head December 31, 2007
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chocosexual

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate
1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.
by nervedoc December 5, 2010
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Cuomosexual

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.
When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
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Holosexual

Holosexual is someone who is extremely obsessed with holographic everything, they would be willing to lose their analiginity if given the chance to get it on with holographics
Christine: OMG, I LOVE ME SOME HOLOSEXUALS. Lauren: Too much info, girl, but ME TOO!
by I probably shouldn't know that February 22, 2017
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Holosexual

A person or being who is sexually or desperatly in love with holographic powder that they would do anything to get their grabby hands on it
Simplynailogical is a huge holosexual
by Shikaku watermelon August 1, 2018
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