Christal

She’s GORGEOUS that’s all u need to know

Girl1: hey did u see that girl over there?
Girl2: yea that’s Christal, isn’t she great

by Justmebabyyy February 3, 2021

Christa

The epitome of a Goddess. She is as beautiful as she is magnetic. Fiercely passionate and loving, incredible sense of humor and highly intelligent. People are naturally drawn to her and love being around her. Very loyal and trustworthy. Honest to a fault. If you are lucky enough to have a Christa's love, don't mess it up. These women are not the type you want to cross. They can be your best friend or your worst enemy, the ball is in your court.

"Wow, she is radiant!"

"No, she is a Christa"

by Crazybutcute December 27, 2016

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Christ zone

A phrase used to describe a relational role (a step beyond the "friend zone"), set in place by a staunchly conservative religious girl.

C-Dawg: Her friends told me she still has that flower I gave her.

J-Dawg: Yeah, she was probably like "My brother-in-Christ gave me this flower".

E-Dawg: Bro, you've been christ zoned!

by threetigers July 27, 2013

Christalyn

Christalyn is a person who will always think of her friends before herself. She’ll get angry and overprotective of all of them.

She is nice and kindhearted but has a strong personality that can’t be broken easily.....by anyone

Hi Christalyn

by Cadence4334 February 27, 2019

Jesus Feathered Christ

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.

Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!

by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013

christ on a bike

Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.

Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???

by Eques October 16, 2013