by Shineya Chong September 24, 2005
Get the Chonglish mug.A style of speaking English by native born Chinese people, that is formed by the natural differences in our languages. Certain fundamental differences are difficult to overcome, even if the speaker is highly educated. Simple things can come into play, from the fact that the Chinese word for he and she is the same word, "TA", to the lack of any "V" sound in their entire language.
Interesting side note: the word "usually" seems to be the most difficult word for a Mandarin Chinese speaker to say in English.
Interesting side note: the word "usually" seems to be the most difficult word for a Mandarin Chinese speaker to say in English.
English - My husband (he) took me to a restaurant last night.
Chinglish - My husband, last night she take me to restaurant.
English - Hey, we shouldn't buy a sportscar, we should buy a mini-van.
Chinglish - Hi, we should not buy sportscar, we should buy mini-wan.
Chinglish - My husband, last night she take me to restaurant.
English - Hey, we shouldn't buy a sportscar, we should buy a mini-van.
Chinglish - Hi, we should not buy sportscar, we should buy mini-wan.
by An1Zhu2 June 29, 2006
Get the Chinglish mug.A term used to describe those of Filipino descent. The word fuses the words chink and Chimichanga (a popular Latin cuisine) to reference an Asian populace uniquely infused with Spanish traditions. The Philippines, named after Phillip II, King of Spain in the late 16th century, was a Spanish colony for several centuries until it was ceded to the Americans in June 12, 1898 after the Spanish American War. They finally gained independence and were recognized as an official republic in July 4, 1946 but have retained many of the latin influences that once dominated the culture - from foods (menudo) traditions (Catholicism) and even language (regalo- gift, basura- garbage, silla-chair).
by she who knows January 18, 2009
Get the chinkichanga mug.Chinoliso is a species in danger of extinction really easy to recognize due to the unique smell, chinoliso’s are valued due to their amazing abilities at human sports. Chinoliso’s are mosty gambling adics and alcoholic due to the amount os stress produced by the lack of sex
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Get the chinoliso mug.Whiplash from checking out hot chicks. Occurs when straining your neck to check out one or more hotties.
Can also occur while switching from one girl to another.
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by Hilarious J Moneypants July 24, 2008
Get the chicklash mug.A joke, used primarily by Muricans while ordering sushi in Chinese restaurants, that may come off as plain racist instead of racist but funny since the Chinese have no problem whatsoever saying the word English. (Well, ok, yeah, it's going to be Een-guh-lee-shuh at first because of the short syllable thing, but the *L* is fine, dammit.)
It's the Japanese who can't say L to save their lives. (Literally. In World War II, American GIs would use "lolapalooza" as a shibboleth. Chinese allies could make the perimeter easily, "Nips" starting in with rara... got finished up with lead flying their way.) Since the Chinese and Japanese have some history, it makes the confusion especially unappreciated. (Mandarin can't say L at the *end* of a sound either ("towel" turns into either "tower" or "tawo"), but that's beside the point.)
It's the Japanese who can't say L to save their lives. (Literally. In World War II, American GIs would use "lolapalooza" as a shibboleth. Chinese allies could make the perimeter easily, "Nips" starting in with rara... got finished up with lead flying their way.) Since the Chinese and Japanese have some history, it makes the confusion especially unappreciated. (Mandarin can't say L at the *end* of a sound either ("towel" turns into either "tower" or "tawo"), but that's beside the point.)
Hey! Chang! Hit us up with some of that Chingrish! Ching chong ling long ting tong!
Tamade SB! My name is Chaahng and I haffa no probalem speak Engelish! You arways cannot teo Chinese from Japanese. I *hate* fucking 小日本!
Brooo... not cool. You shouldn't be so racist, man.
Tamade SB! My name is Chaahng and I haffa no probalem speak Engelish! You arways cannot teo Chinese from Japanese. I *hate* fucking 小日本!
Brooo... not cool. You shouldn't be so racist, man.
by Laowai-tse August 19, 2013
Get the Chingrish mug.A language (Ranguage), used primarily (Primariry) by people who are learning English, who currently 'speak a Chinese'. This is very stereotypical and found in countries where English is the first (Primary) language. To speak fluent (FRUUUENT) in the Chingrish language (Ranguage) you have to change l's to r's and add emphasis on certain words. Now that you have mastered Chingrish you will be able to communicate with the Chinese community. GUNG HAI FAT CHOIIIIIIII
EXAMPLES OF CHINGRISH SPEAKERS:
JACKIE CHAN
OWNAGE PRANKS
TUONG LO KIM (ASIAN MAN FROM SOUTH PARK)
KIM JONG UN
KIM JON IL
EXAMPLES OF CHINGRISH SPEAKERS:
JACKIE CHAN
OWNAGE PRANKS
TUONG LO KIM (ASIAN MAN FROM SOUTH PARK)
KIM JONG UN
KIM JON IL
EXAMPLE:
ASIAN MAN:
"HERRO WERCOME TO PF CHANG'S RESTAURANT, I AM PREASEDDDDDD TO MEAT YOU. WOULD YOU RIKE SOME WHITEEEE RICE WITH THATTTT APETISR PREASEEEEEEEE?"
RUSTOMERRRR:
"OH, I SEE YOU ARE ARSO FRUENT IN THE SPEAKING A CHINGRISH RANGUAGE. I AM PREASED TO MEAT YOU."
ASIAN MAN:
"HERRO WERCOME TO PF CHANG'S RESTAURANT, I AM PREASEDDDDDD TO MEAT YOU. WOULD YOU RIKE SOME WHITEEEE RICE WITH THATTTT APETISR PREASEEEEEEEE?"
RUSTOMERRRR:
"OH, I SEE YOU ARE ARSO FRUENT IN THE SPEAKING A CHINGRISH RANGUAGE. I AM PREASED TO MEAT YOU."
by Kaz_ December 14, 2013
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