Children

A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.

Man, my children just killed Obama

by Flawless Hitler January 20, 2015

Childrenitis

When one or multiple children of your own or others are present.

" The kids have left, I have temporarily cured myself of childrenitis!"

by Mista Parx January 12, 2010

Children

The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.

I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.

by glass cup January 5, 2011

childrens

Humans of school attending age,as redefined by the current U.S President George W Bush...
his assertion being that "Childrens do learn"
was he just quirkily answering his own question?
"Is our children learning?
surely that would have been...
"yes they is"

"As yesterday's positive report card shows,childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured"
..to which one might respond..
"oh they does do they ,when does it and are?"
U.K members ,see under Prescottism
or Prescott...oh the irony

by chris morrell December 21, 2007

childrens

singular of children..
as redefined by George W Bush

..."childrens do learn"
a typical response being..
"i knows they does"

by chris morrell December 21, 2007

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

childrens

Plural of children,as used by an arsehole.

.."childrens do learn" Dubya Bush

by chris morrell January 6, 2008