chestnutting

humping something with ur chest

LOOK AT THAT WOMAN CHESTNUTTING HER KID, CHAD.

by thebiGgEy August 31, 2018

chestnuts

Lazy organisms that just lay around all day

he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

by Pizza shit February 24, 2004

Chestnut

when you lay down on your back, jerk off, and jizz on to your chest.

Hey baby I just chestnutted, I almost lost control and wallnutted.

by bladee October 11, 2015

Chestnut

To bust a nut on a male or female's chestal region.

Cait didn't even see it coming, but for her birthday, I gave her a huge chestnut.

by Semen Cbass May 17, 2006

Chestnuts

A maneuver in which one man yells "Chestnuts!" and forcefully grasps another person's bocces, like a vice grip, for a period of seven seconds or more. The aforementioned results in a sensation of pain and also occasional homoerotic confusion.

Joey: Yo guys, watch me sack tap Ted!
Ted: Hey, c'mon what did I do?
(Ted is sack tapped)
Joey: Haha, how those bocces feeling?
Ted(grimacing): Agh, they feel like, well... CHESTNUTS!!
Joey: AHHHH, OH GOD, PLEASE, LET GO, STOP!!!

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Dude 1: Bro, check that out!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: CHESTNUTS
Dude 2: OWWWW, DUUUDE!
Dude 1: HAHA, GOTCHYA!
Dude 2: Ow... ow, let go man, ha that's enough seriously
Dude 1: No..
Dude 2: ...
Dude 1: They feel nic..
Dude 2: Shut up.
Dude 1: This never happened

by 311Chronicles May 27, 2009

chestnuts

Where ones nipples are pointy enough to look like peanuts, therefore, they are chestnuts.

Jeremy: Dude, your so gross! Get rid of those!
Jimmy: Well, your the one that asked to see my chestnuts!

by lexiwolfz January 6, 2015

Chestnut

Hard, when a boy sees something he finds sexually pleasing to the eye and he get all "happy" in the pants. e.g. hard on, stiff, erection etc

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so chestnut right now!

Dude: That chick is making me so chestnut!

by Michelle- Belle March 22, 2008