Chesley

A small 'farming community' ravished by meth and crack heads. It is considered a complete shit hole by its inhabitants and no one can comprehend why anyone who doesn't smoke rocks lives here. It is a terrible place that gives you no hope in life, or pride in where you came from. Most people who come here would think that they would be shot while walking the streets for the first time. People have over dosed on our 'wonderful' streets. The town is TINY but is one of the most fucked up places on earth. Most addictions to drugs and/or alcohol occur here which is a known fact. It's a sad pittyful place.

"Ew, those kids are from Chesley"

by Dr. LMFAO December 17, 2012

Chessie

The Nessie of the Chesapeake Bay. Said to be a long, serpent like monster with flippers. Just as real as any other cryptological creature.

Person 1: Is that a giant mutant eel in the Chesapeake Bay?
Person 2: No, that's just Chessie.

by Arthur the Aardvark September 29, 2017

Chelsie

Chelsie is a meme-loving friend who absolutely has an extreme love for: Queen music, Mac n cheese, and anime.
A weeb

Don't leave them alone for 3 hours cause they'll probably set something on fire.
Don't let her have access to urban dictionary and reddit.

1. Chelsie stop setting your friends on fire please.
2. Chelsie that pancake has salt on it, don't- OH MY GOD YOU ATE IT?

by TheLampLord October 18, 2019

Chelsie

Famous for her deceitfully charming wit and amazing ass, Chelsie will get you to fall in love with her and then steal your soul. She claims to have been born in 1989 but she can be seen in Greek, Norse, and Celtic Mythology, among others. Many cultures have come up with ways to explain the Chelsie Phenomenon, often counting their experiences as an encounter with a succubus, siren, or femme fatale. No, this was Chelsie.

Chelsie can be found around
-computers with idiot-proof operating systems
-shitty poetry
-insensitive jokes
-recycling bins
-sunblock
If you fear an encounter with Chelsie, note that she can be warded off with non-kosher foods (though she is not Jewish) or neutralized with small amounts of alcohol.

Do not try to use violence against her as this will only excite her more.
Never attempt to pursue a relationship with Chelsie. She will lead you on for a week and then leave with your soul.

Tom: Dude I love this girl I think I'm going to fuck her tonight.
John: Her? No way dude, that's Chelsie. She'll wait till your dick is out and then leave.

by catcenturyx1 May 6, 2010

Chesley

A brash chick. - Under normal circumstances her mouth would not be tolerated but once you get a load of her hotness, all is good. After a little investigation one will realize her onset of rage is due largely to the fact people having mistakenly called her Chelsea all her life, and better yet she has dealt with the morons referring to her as Chester, Chestnut, Chestless (in grade school) to Chesty. In short, her parents suck.

"That chick was fucking mean as hell, but she was hot so its cool."
"Yeah dude I know, that's Chesley for ya"

by ChumChum March 30, 2009

Cherlie the Ticken

Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of barley, thats why he has such a big, fat... TUMMYYYY :DD
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of wheat, tutuutututu. thats why he has such a big strong... B E A K click click click click click
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots or corn, thats why he has such great big... Feet! shhhhOOP
But, if you think Cherlie the Ticken is big, you should see his... mUUUUUUUm :DDD
Cherlie is Ticken is also married to Riki Nendou from Saiki K

"I will grab a bat and yeet Cherlie the Ticken to mars" - Me, Ren

by CEO of Ren October 17, 2020

Chelsie

A beautiful woman, great friend, better lover.

Chelsie stole his heart.

by PrincessChelsie September 5, 2020